1. one-doesnot-love-breathing:

    Sent this to my boyfriend after his friend told him to tell me to “make him a sandwich”

    He now understands I have -5000% appreciation for sexist jokes.


  2. "You’re going to have people who are going to say ‘Oh, you know like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends’ and I think frankly that’s a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says it about Bruno Mars. They’re all writing songs about their exes, their current girlfriends, their love-life, and no one raises a red flag there."
    — Taylor Swift

  3. "The very fact that no sabotage has taken place is a disturbing and confirming indication that such action WILL be taken."
    — General John DeWitt, cognitive dissonancin’ all over the place
  4. lifethroughpaper:



    "This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” - Gary Provost

    Reading this was so satisfying woah

    Take note, writers!

    (via hopelesswhovian)

  5. One of the new prints available in my Etsy shop.